December 2011
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me: i'm ugly
society: have confidence, love yourself, you're beautiful
me: i'm hot
society: you self absorbed bitch, get the fuck over yourself
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rremixx:
why is it called a training bra
what are you training for
the bra olympics
the boob championships
Band member: Hi, nice to meet you!
Me: I can't believe I'm actually talking to you, and breathing the same air! Oh my gosh, I'll never wash these lungs again. sldkjfhglkjdf
Band member: *laughs*
Me: *laughs*
Band member: So do you want me to sign something?
Me: Let's make beautiful babies.
Band member: What?
Me: What?
Band member:
Me:
Band member:
Me:
Band member:
Me: I asked if you could sign my.... poster.
Band member: I could have sworn you just said -
Me: Poster.
Band member: But -
Me: Poster.
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Just do it. →
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this or that.
Interviewer: vampire or werewolf?
Kennedy: werewolf
John: Jacob. Whichever one he is.
Kennedy: Which one is Boo Boo Stewart?
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